I pulled this one off the humor board from my FMST 316 class,
quite interesting, can provoke a lot of thinking.


Subject: Her Diary ... His Diary.

Message no. 5
Posted by: Dr. Ted Hannah
Date: Sunday, January 7, 2007 8:20pm

1.Her Diary ...

Tonight I thought he was acting weird.

We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with
my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I
was a bit late. But he made no comment.

Conversation wasn't flowing so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so
we could talk. He agreed but he kept quiet and absent.

I asked him what was wrong; he said "nothing."

I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset.

He said it had nothing to do with me and not to worry.

On the way home I told him that I loved him, he simply smiled and kept
driving.

When we got home I felt as if I had lost him, as if he wanted nothing to
do with me anymore. He just sat there and watched TV.

Finally I decided to go to bed. About ten minutes later he came to bed,
and to my surprise he responded to my caresses and we made love. But I
still felt that he was distracted and his thoughts were somewhere else.

He fell asleep - I cried.

I don't know what to do, I am almost sure that his thoughts are with
someone else. My life is a disaster.

2.His Diary ...

I shot the worst round of golf in my life today ...... but at least I
got laid.