Ever had weird dreams? try this one for size.
While I was kicking a ginormous but deflated ball, I came a across a stream and so I decided to go for a swim. While I was swimming, i got the hugest cramp ever, and so i started drowning. However, instead of being suffocated by water it was more like fat that I was smothered in.
It must be all the grease and carbohydrate that i consumed last night.
After a photoshoot with Ann , she asked me if I'd like to grab some food with her and her friends.
"Winnie, wanna go downtown and have a dinner with me and my friends?"
"Nah, it's ok", I thought I had better things to do than hanging out with Ann all day.
"But we are going to have fried Mars bars!"
"you what?" i asked quietly.
"Fried Mars bars!"
All my life, I have heard of chocolate fondues but never of fried mars bars, and that sort of temptation was too great to resist, so I decided to go try it for myself. We went to this dining place called the Templeton, where the bestest milkshake was served (mind you, I don't normally drink milkshakes.) For some stupid reason, I decided to order a portabello burger with fries on the side, a cup of chocolate milkshake and half of a fried mars bars, fat to the highest level.
"It's so wrong but it feels so good." winnie exclaimed.
After I tried the taste of fried mars bars and a bit of Derrick's fried wunderbar, i burst out of tears but I quickly wiped it away so my fellow diners won't think I was a fag. That night I felt really, really guilty. I thought that I should run on the treadmill for 10 hours non-stop but I didn't. Instead, watched like 6 episodes of South Park on youtube.
what happened to my determination?
deep fried mars bar is a drug, i craved it the next morning, i wanted to have it for breakfast...
next on list: melted sneakers w/ peanut butter sandwich!